It’s not just a simple handshake with me.

Note: This is something I wrote a few years ago, and it’s about as creative as my writing gets. Someone really hated this one so I was hesitant to post. But then I remembered I’m a writer and people are always going to be critical. Also please note I’d rather you ask about things than not and just stare at my buffet of oddities. This is more satirical than anything. Enjoy — or not.